Welcome to the Egotists Club

This is where two brothers - for now we shall call them Gladstone and Wodehouse - will be gazing at their navels and imparting their novel ideas and wisdom to their grateful readers, as well as to posterity. Hence the name. However, even if no other reader ventures through our journal, I (Gladstone) will be glad to share this endeavour with Wodehouse, whom I see far too little, and whose criticism arms and fortifies me. As steel sharpens steel, so one man sharpens another.