Want to really be subversive?

Here. I've obtained a copy of the most expensive photograph in the world. It cost $4.3 million at auction and now I'm going to let you copy it and keep it for free. What's that? It's incredibly dull and boring? It looks like something taken by a pretentious first-year photography student? And how does one sell a photograph anyway?

What are you, a philistine? Don't you know art when you see it?